“Ask yourself how old you’d be if you didn’t know what day you were born.” ~ Toby Keith

Clint Eastwood: I turn 88 on Monday.

Toby Keith: What are you going to do?

Eastwood: I’m going to shoot a movie.

Keith: What keeps you going?

Eastwood: I get up every day and don’t let the old man in.

[Paraphrased]